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A combination of "floor" and "storage," referring to a practice used by messy people who have more stuff than they can properly put away. They store their miscellaneous belongings in boxes or heaps in the middle of the floor, because they don't have anywhere else to put them.
You have way too much stuff if you are resorting to florage. Just have a freaking tag sale and clean up your home!
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A phrase referring to a woman whose hotness is something more than just raw sexual desirability. What makes her sexy is not measured in base terms like "how much would you pay to bang her," but rather by whether or not she is someone you would want to engage in a long-term or permanent relationship with. Usually, a girl who is "girlfriend sexy" possesses at least some wholesome, nurturing qualities and a good sense of humor in addition to being physically attractive. She's the kind of girl who you can bring home to meet your parents, and she usually has good mom potential.
Keep in mind that this definition is fairly subjective, since what makes a girl "girlfriend sexy" will always be dependent largely on what a guy is looking for in a girlfriend. Generally though, they are considered to be more "authentic" than the average hot chick, which can mean a lot of different things to a lot of different people.
Guy 1: "Why are you so hung up about that chick from your art class? There are plenty of chicks in this school who are sexier than her."
Guy 2: "You just don't get it-- she's the only one who's girlfriend sexy."
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An unhealthy sandwich that happens to be remarkably delicious, combining multiple sweet and savory flavors for one colossally calorie-laden pleasure for your mouth. The sandwich consists of one or two hot dogs, at least two big strips of bacon, and poutine (french fries with melted cheese and gravy), served on a french-toasted baguette drizzled with delicious maple syrup. It's a sticky, fatty mess that will leave your stomach happy and your arteries in shock.
The Angry French Canadian made its debut on the Montreal-based Youtube series "Epic Mealtime," and has since gone on to become the official sandwich of Montreal, Canada. (OK, that last part is a lie, but it's only a matter of time.)
Hey, we're in Montreal and I'm starving! Let's grab some Angry French Canadians and wash 'em down with some Canadian beers!
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Capitalism on the consumer end-- the ability of consumers to control the quality, price, and ethical production standards of the goods that they buy through the free market system. Essentially, it is voting with your money. If enough people decide they are unhappy with a product, they can opt not to buy it, and force the company to change their policies. It is an unwritten safety net regulation that consumers in a free market can fall back on if all else fails.
Some of the more notable examples of the results of Consumocracy include dolphin-safe tuna, child-labor-free manufacturing, the growing disappearance of MSG and HFC from food products, healthier fast food menu options, and more.
Military grade marijuana developed by the U.S. government in the early 1990s. It was believed by military intelligence that the mellowing effects of this particular strand was so potent, that introducing it into the Somalian drug supply would effectively cause the guerrilla fighters to lose their motivation to fight. Unfortunately this proved ineffective, because smoking it gave the guerrillas such a powerful case of the munchies that they began raiding nearby towns to obtain snacks, violently stealing millions of dollars worth of U.N. food relief. The events of this particular conflict were chronicled in the film "Black Hawk Down."
In recent years Black Umbrella has become available on the U.S. drug market, although due to its reputation of potency it's usually avoided by anyone other than experienced stoners and dumb rich teenagers who don't know better.
Gunter: "Hey Miley, I scored some Black Umbrella! Want a toke?"
Miley: "Just give me that blunt and I'll last all night! I wish I had like, 500!"
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