Pet idiot

A person that owns pets but is completely clueless about them. Does not run a tight ship. Pets are typically destructive.

Tijuana Ronald McClownstro is a pet idiot. His dogs destroy his furniture and shoes.

collar snafu

When you own several park hobo mongrels and someone breaks into your house and puts a collar belonging some other dog on one of your mongrels. Most common if none of your dogs are viable guard dogs.

Someone snuck into my house and put a collar for a dog named Hunny on Mila. Rufy was asleep on the job and let it happen. So I tell everyone it’s a collar snafu and they happen all the time.