jfkfc

John F. Kennedy Fried Chicken.
My flavorite restaurant, as featured in multiple ripoff restaurant YouTube videos, creators such as "EmKay" and "Matt Rose"

I'm going to go to JFKFC for some of my flavorite lip licking flavor chinkmen

would you rather have a gay son or thot daughter

A question that TikTok, YouTube shorts, and Facebook reels "Influencers" ask random ass hoes on the street.

A thot is someone (typically female) that engages in a lot of sexual Activity, or streams on twitch in skimpy outfits and asks for money from men.

Gay would mean homosexual in this situation

Which would you rather have?

Influencer: "how much do you pay for rent in New York"
Random person: "Any other questions?"
Influencer: "Would you rather have a gay son or thot daughter?"
Random person: "Either way it's free head"

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Mongus

Months is a misspelling of the game among us, and putting it in a sentence increases the funny value to 2355

Friend: Hey bro, what's up?
You: mongus
Friend: what

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mango sex

When a man inserts his penis into a mango, thrusts inside of it, and eventually ejaculates.

Or alternatively, if you're dealing with a male mango, the mango will insert it's gigantic throbbing member into a woman's "bagina" (or a man's, it's 2023 people, come on.)

John: hello my brotha
Kurt: I love mango
John: nice

Kurt: no not like that, I want to have mango sex