Kira

matty healy lover

Person 1: who has a 1975 playlist thats 15 hours long??
Person 2: kira duh

Kiwi

The most amazing sweetest gecko who looks like a kiwi(yes the fruit)

LOOK ITS MY GECKO KIWI
omg hes adorable
WHY THANK YOU

Pedosexual

A person who claims to be pedosexual is literally a pedophile. fbi open up

Harold: HEY LINDA GUESS WHAT IM PEDOSEXUAL
Linda: Harold wtf your literally a pedophile. Im calling the police and divorcing you
Harold: but im a part of the lgbtp..
Linda: -_-. The p is for pansexual...your an idiot harold
FBI: FBI OPEN THE DANG DOOR
Harold: oh noo
Linda: :)

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