Pinion

The cutest Australian cattle dog known to man. Named after the opening track on Nine Inch Nails' Broken LP, Pinion will sit in your lap, give you kisses and be by your side under any circumstance.

Pinion is, however, afraid of thunder, so be prepared to comfort the Pinion in cause of bad weather.

Yo dawg, your dog is almost as pimp as Pinion!

Hoodbilly

A person who is visually defined as looking unkempt, unclean, and unsophisticated who may be wearing lose fitting pajama bottoms or sweatpants, but most importantly is always found wearing a hooded sweatshirt with a logo or graphic from 2 decades prior.

If you want to see a Hoodbilly in the wild, there is a steady stream of them walking, head down, to and from the gas station.