DDR Syndrome

When an obese person plays the same easy levels in the arcade game "Dance Dance Revolution" repeatedly and claims it as exercise.

"I weigh 300 pounds but ever since I started working out playing DDR I feel healthier than ever!"
"Nice, what did you play?"
"The 6's and the 7's I've been playing for months but for a whole hour straight."
"O...k?"
"Yeah I'm so tired Im going to go get some McDonalds."
"Sounds like you have DDR Syndrome."