An Inanimate Fucking Object

The person or thing you take out your frustrations from a separate event on.

Chris: FUCK YOU YOU CHEATING BITCH! *Throws phone*

Kevin: Chris! It's a inanimate fucking object.

Chris: YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!!!

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Bad Jew

A Jewish person who eats pork.

Jake: What are you doing man?

Steve: I'm making bacon

Jake: Aren't you Jewish?

Steve: Yeah, but I'm a bad jew

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WDTAM

Acronym for "What Does That Acronym Mean?"

John: Dude! Laura shit her pants in chem today!
Will: LSHMSFOAIDMT!
John: WDTAM?
Will: Laughing so hard I drop my taco and my sombrero falls off, keep up man.

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