The Louie Armstrong

The act of extending the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis up over the head to one's lips followed by blowing a lungfull into the cavity between the foreskin and the penis, thus creating a natural balloon effect.

She doesn't like to suck my dick, but she'll give me The Louie Armstrong until the cows come home.

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ninja vanish

When an individual flatulates in public and promptly flees the area prior to acknologement of the foul odor.

I had beer farts this morning at work, had to pull the ol' ninja vanish.

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