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what stoner says when mad

stoner 1: rrrrrrrs, i need money to buy weed, but i smoke weed because i have money.
preppie boy 1: wait.....what?

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snow blower

have bootie sex and right before you cum, pull out and do it on the ass-crack. then she leans over and farts in your face, thus blowing jizz and a fart on you.

man 1: Man, i love getting snow blowers from hot chicks.
man 2: awwww thats disgusting, thou shalt burnith in hell for thine sins

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tardy the turtle

retarded turtle/actor on sweetknuckle junction which appeared on Greg the Bunny

TaT: The red ones make me horny*eating red paintballs*

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cowgirl lesbian

a lesbian porn star dressed up as a cowgirl. usually set in a barn

Man 1: damn, did you see that hot cowgirl lesbian porno on last night?
Man 2: Did i? Psh, i am the cowgirl lesbian.

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