Fire

Great for burning down a house

"I used fire to commit arson"

October 13th

"Murder your enemies" day!! This is the day that you can murder anyone that you hate (or anyone else for that matter)

Enemy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH A KNIFE?!
You: Its october 13th!
Enemy: Oh- Ok then!

Cake

Every asexuals first love

An Asexual:sure sex is cool an all but have you ever tried CAKE