October 13th

"Murder your enemies" day!! This is the day that you can murder anyone that you hate (or anyone else for that matter)

Enemy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH A KNIFE?!
You: Its october 13th!
Enemy: Oh- Ok then!

Fire

Great for burning down a house

"I used fire to commit arson"

Cake

Every asexuals first love

An Asexual:sure sex is cool an all but have you ever tried CAKE