Shams

A Shams is only one of the coolest people ever. They are so goofy and funny and they somehow make your school's basketball team without being athletic at all. They are usually midget people that others like to bully. You may think they are weird at first, because they are. But to be around a Shams is the greatest honor so you should bow your head low so you can be on the same level as them.

Person: You are so short and funny. What's your name?
Midget kid: Shams