Giuliana

1. A female identifying human generally from Italian or partially Italian descent.

2.They are innocent looking on the outside but totally twisted on the inside.

3.Batshit bonkers/best sex you will ever (EVER) have. Like ever. Ever, ever.

4. Has a very unique sex appeal that many people describe as creepy and insanely hot at the same time. It's now a commonly held belief that it's this particularly rare and powerful type of sex appeal which we can attribute the birth of the "fear boner" to.

5. Someone you keep a dirty secret and share your dirtiest secrets with.

Bob: Where are you, man? You're late for practice!

Billy: I know I know I'm trying I'm sorry!

Bob: oh don't tell me...you're with that Giuliana aren't you?!

Billy: Bob I'm obsessed with her! All I do anymore is think about how to have more sex with her behind everyone's back! I think I need to go to Sexaholics Anonymous.

Bob: Screw that you need to get your ass to practice before coach puts Andy's little brother on the mound. If that happens Ill kick you in the dick! That'll solve your addiction problem!

Billy: promise?

Bob: SWEAR!

Billy: you're a real pal you know that?