The dirty hummingbird

A man who paints his penis red, places a plastic yellow flower from a hummingbird feeder around the head of his penis, stands on his porch, and lets a hummingbird land on the flower and stick its beak in the man's penis hole.

Old man Kruter is such a perv. He sits on his porch all day and pulls the dirty hummingbird.

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fairydusting

When a man ejaculates on a female, and then he proceeds to throw a handful of glitter on her so the glitter sticks to the semen.

The porn world was turned upside-down when Darian invented fairydusting. He fairydusted a chick's back, and the lighting elegantly reflected off the glitter.

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