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Look at that redheaded chick across the street! That's gross. Yeah, she's really sporting a strawberry helmet.
When you take a dump and the turd is so massive, that you tear a small rift in your sphincter.
Oh man, I just took a huge dump and then it started to bleed. I think I just blew a gasket!
Blowing a gasket is really natures way of telling you to eat more fiber and drink more coffee
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