Syncope

When a person commits sins and has to live/cope with the consequences.

Prisoner: "I burgled a store and now I have to live with my sins... syncope"
Cell mate: "Yeah I hear you brother"

Take care

Used to refer to those of whom one perceives as 'having issues' or being 'a bit mental'.

You think you're Jesus? Okay, you take care now

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Bless

Said when someone is acting irresponsible or lacking competence in an amusing way.

Aw bless them, they don't know their arm from their elbow, bless their cotton socks.