Cropsey

A creep; someone who seems pedophile-like.
Derived from Staten Island urban lore for a bogeyman who steals children.
May also refer to an object or situation that is creepy in a related sense i.e. a dilapidated shack, automobile, or rural people.

Jerry and Lee are driving down a country road in an unfamiliar area/town. The surrounding area looks eerily similar to The Texas Chainsaw Massacre . . . Lee turns to Jerry and simply says "Cropsey".

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Haynesworth

The temporary suspension of consciousness i.e. to fall asleep, nap, snooze, doze off, or siesta.

Derived from Albert Haynesworth who is the laziest human being currently alive.

After enjoying a tremendously large portion of turkey during my Thanksgiving dinner I was loaded up with tryptophan. The level of tiredness was so great that I had no choice but to give in and take a quick haynesworth.

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