MooFly

A Cow with fly wings, has super powers yay! He Can fly and has the power to manipulate energy around him. He also is surrounded by a layer of negative energy that acts as a shield. He is known for being strange and obnoxious. Also dubs people awesome for absolutely no reason...

Woman:Help I'm getting robbed
MooFly:Here I am to save the day *farts*
Robber:Oh my god what did you eat?
MooFly:Roadkill and this *pulls out dead squirrel half eaten*
Robber:That's what the? *barfs*
Woman:Oh my...
Robber:You're sick *runs away*
Woman:I'm covered in... disgusting!
MooFly:You're thanks is reward enough citizen!
Woman:Get away from me freak *slaps him and runs*
MooFly:What freaks! I ain't dubbin' them awesome worth crap sheesh!

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Awesome Blossom Possum

To start off he is not an opossum but a possum (they have bushy tail). By far the lamest super hero ever to spring up from the complicated twisted memory of a child. He is a possum with a pink cape and a flower fashioned on top of it's head. It's only power is "flower power" basically it's signature. In this it spews sunlight amongst other things from atop the flower on it's head. Yes pretty strange... Oh well that's what you get when you mix soda with roars and everything nice...

Bob:It's a bird, it's a plane it's wha!?
John:What the hell is that thing!
Bob:Get the fly swatter!
John:Will do!
Bob:Pink cape?
Awesome Blossom Possum:I'm straight...

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