gay awakening

Noun
Sudden realization of one’s gayness. Can sometimes be terrifying and sometimes euphoric. Generally realized through a friend or the like.

Carl: “That guy at work was my gay awakening.”
Jenny: “Oh, cool.”

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Redditor

See also: incel, virgin.

“You give Redditor vibes. Get the fuck away from me.”

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Fleshy

In an alternate universe where Earth is populated by anthropomorphic animals, there is a subculture of people who dress as humans in things called fleshsuits. They enjoy going to FleshyCon and Midwest Flesh Fest.

Cora: “Is that guy a fleshy?”
Victor: (droops ears) “Ah! A fleshy! Let’s get outta here.”

Gerard Way

Lead singer of the band My Chemical Romance (abb. MCR). Teenagers scare the living shit out of him.

“Gerard Way ran away from that concert because a teenager was there.”

fanenby

Gender neutral term for fangirl or fanboy. Displaying excessive interest in a person, topic, or entity.

Jade: “Did you see River over there?”
Marcie: “Yeah, they’re a total fanenby for (insert topic)!”

Twitch streamer

People with no real skills who play video games as a job. Often incredibly immature regardless of one’s age.

“He looks like a twitch streamer.”

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teenagers

Things that scare the living shit out of Gerard.

“Teenagers scare the living shit out of me.”
-Gerard Way