Ace Deuce

A turd that comes out clean (nothing on your wipe), with a slightly rubbery texture, avoiding skidmarks and allowing it to fall so deep into the porthole so you don't even have to look at it.

Did you use the bathroom in Grandma's room? She's gonna be ticked... "No worries, it was an ace deuce she'll never even know I was there."

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SMH

smack my head. When you've done something painfully stupid and only realize it in hindsight.

I took my gf camping and forgot the rubber walrus protectors.... SMH!!!

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