pull birds

To check out the ladies.

Oi! Let's go pull some birds!

subaru

Maker of the Impreza, one of the greatest rally cars of all time. Also called Scooby and ScoobyDoo. Go, 555 Subaru World Rally Team!

Screw the silver bullets, it's all about the scooby! Go, Petter Solberg!

This does not look good for Homestar Runner

A bleak situation.

I got a D in the class? This does not look good for Homestar Runner.

your mom

Person often seen on the Internet.

I saw your mom on the Internet.

swag

goods, commodities, wares

Check out the leet swag I bought at thinkgeek!

codemonkey

1) Computer Programmer. Someone who is skilled in the ways of coding.
2) Porn addict. See computer science.

1) Dave: So what do you want to do in the future?
Greg: I want to be a codemonkey.

2) Dave: So what do you want to do in the future?
Greg: I want to be a codemonkey.

united states of whatever

"Whatever." Allusion to Liam Lynch's (of Sifl and Olly) song "United States of Whatever".

You know what, if you can't even take 2 minutes to take a look at that, it's my United States of Whatever.