Holding the boom

Holding the boom refers to someone who likes to watch the act of intercourse however never get involved. These people are betas and often have surreal forearm strength. They are typically cucks and would almost rather watch instead of chiming in. If you don’t know what a boom rod is then you’re probably the one holding it.

Richard: hey, did you see that guy watching them from the tree outside their window?
Owen: yea, he’s probably holding the boom.

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Grouper

A Grouper is an enormous women usually weighing at least 200+ pounds. A Grouper usually smells like a run down cheese factory due to the obscene amount of calories shovelled into their gullet.
A Grouper is an absolute menace to anything even remotely heathy. They can often be found having a field day at the buffet table.

Ben: hey man, did you smell that fat lady with the stature of a Cape buffalo back there?
Adam: yea, she had to be a grouper!

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