Weirdo

noun. someone who gushes about their best friend or partner on a website with predominantly niche or pointless words and inside jokes

Rick (inside his head): "I could just tell her how I really feel, but... nah, that'd make too much sense. I'll go to urbandictionary.com and tell a bunch of people I'll never meet how special I think my partner is. Now that makes sense."
Author: "What kind of weirdo would do a thing like that?"

Idaho Man

A Caucasian male, usually 40-65 years of age who moves to coastal states in the United States of America. Moves to these states despite hating them for being Democrat ran. Easily identifiable because he owns an American pickup truck (Chevy, GMC, Dodge, or some other brand) with an Idaho license plate.

A key feature of an Idaho man is his behavior. He has a strong hatred for pedestrians or cars in front of his home idling for longer than 30 seconds. If this happens, he will walk out and harshly question their activities whilst filming with his smartphone. After he's tried so hard to pick a fight, the person he's filming will usually leave. He will then post the video on the popular website Nextdoor. Even though most of the comments will say stuff along the lines of "Get a fucking life dude." The two or three people who agree with him make him feel like a hero, and the cycle repeats. This behavior can be explained by the fact that he's most likely lived in the middle of nowhere his entire life, so he never learned what a pedestrian is, or how to interact with another human being.

Basically, an Idaho man is equally pitiful and terrifying. Remember, this guy votes, and he's most likely moving to a neighborhood near you.

Disclaimer: Not every person from Idaho is an Idaho man. An Idaho Man is similar to a Florida Man; there's a lot of people from both states, and he just happened to be one of them.

Rob: You see that video of that weirdo on Nextdoor?
Jordan: Which one?
Rob: The one where the dude films some couple because they stood in front of his house while looking at their phone.

Jordan: Oh! Oh. That's Liam, he's some Idaho Man who lives on Pine avenue.

Rob: Is that the guy with the rusty Chevy with an NRA sticker on it? And the patchy lawn?
Jordan: Yea, that guy.

Frush

How I always mistakenly thought the word "thrush" was spelled. Frush is just gibberish, contrary to other definitions on this website. I'm not going to tell you what thrush means because this website can do that way better, and I sure as shit will not provide or link you to an image of it.

Evan: You said your girlfriend has some gnarly yeast infection - like frush. Sorry to hear that bro.
Chuck: Frush? What's that?
Evan: Frush - you know- the gross looking yeast infection that forms on a woman's g-
Chuck: You mean to say "thrush." The fact that you heard Frush is concerning. How long have you been saying it like -actually, I don't want to know because there's no way to make you look less like an idiot in this situation.

Evan: Oh... :(