sticky balls

(noun) The phenomenon where one's scrotum becomes uncomfortably adhesive and attaches to the shaft of the penis (usually during humid conditions).

Chris: Damn man, stop feelin yourself!
Ben: Dude, shut up...I've got a bad case of sticky balls.

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Stanky McCrunkJuice

1. An alcoholic version of the beverage stanky juice that combines ingredients in such a manner to instantly cause the drinker to become tipsy, horny, and jubilant, all at the same time.

Bob: Damn, my life sucks...
Bartender: Here, have some Stanky McCrunkJuice.
Bob: *Drinks*......damn I feel good! *Turns to girl sitting next to him*...Wanna fuck?
Girl: OK!

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biznatcho

a hispanic biznatch

Guy1: Yo check out that hott biznatcho.
Guy2: Damn i could just lick that sauce right off her.

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shotgun

The position taken by the second guy in a threesome including two guys and one girl. This is usually taken by the less hott guy who has to settle for the ass.

Bill: Oh man imma screw Stephanie tonight...
Mark: I call shotgun!

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kenjean

a couple that is so close that they seem like one living entity

Guy1: Dude, look at them! Its like those two people have become a kenjean.
Guy2: No, thats just Frank.

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