McNut

1. Noun - The semen one would shoot out in a McDonald's Bathroom or on/in a McDonalds employee.

2. Verb - The act of shooting semen in a McDonalds bathroom or on/in a McDonald's employee.

I shot my McNut in her Mcface and it was McAwesome! Too bad it was on camera and she got fired.

Damn, Holly, I'm bouts to Mcnut all over your face and your shitty Iggy Pop hairdo!

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moose pistol

1. Noun. The moose's penis, what the moose uses to fuck other mooses and drunken sluts with.

Johnny, you best stay away from dat moose pistol or it gonna go off! Oh no, there it goes, right in your face. Well, now you're gay, you'll have to walk home.

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