The Tecmo Bowl

A sex act that involves banging to near completion in a version of "doggystyle" that involves sitting on a toilet. Just prior to climax, the guy inserts the "Nintendo thumb" of his left hand into his lady friend's butthole while simultaniously rubbing the "A/B thumb" of his right hand over her clitoris and begins to tap in a erratic and frantic manner; much like one would do while running any play involving Bo Jackson in Nintendo's "Tecmo Bowl." As the man cums, he may or may not choose to utter the following phrase: "Bo knows skanky bathroom sex!"

Dude 1: "Hey did you hear that Chris gave that girl from accounting 'The Tecmo Bowl' at the company party last weekend?"

Dude 2: "That doesn't surprise me... she seems like the type of skank that'd be into that kind of thing."

Dude 1: "Apparently Chris' thumbs are still numb!"

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The Tuskegee Airmen

A sex act that involves banging to near completion on the bottom mattress of a bunk bed and, just before climax, climbing to the top bunk to drop a poop on the unsuspecting partner below who may (or may not) be "finishing the job" on themselves.

Dude 1: "Did you hear that Andy brought that cute bartender home last night and banged the shit out of her?"

Dude 2: "Yeah... He gave her 'The Tuskegee Airmen' and she completely freaked out!"

Dude 1: "I told him not to eat that burrito with the corn salsa..."

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The Spitting Camel

A sex act that involves banging to near completion in a standing version of "doggystyle." Just prior to climax, the guy pulls out and repositions his dick between the lips of his lady friend's pussy (much like how a brat lays in a bun). As he cums, it appears as though her pussy lips-- or "Camel Toe" --is spitting; Hence, the "Spitting Camel." The lady may or may not wish to make camel noises as the act is occurring.

Dude 1: "Did you hear that Steve pulled 'The Spitting Camel' on his girlfriend? ...He even talked her into making some crazy camel sound when he came."

Dude 2: "I'm surprised he hasn't knocked someone up with that move..."

Dude 1: "I don't think his boys can swim."

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Subject Lined

The act of sending an email with a highly inappropriate subject line to a friend as a prank. Typically this is done in jest in hopes of causing mild to moderate panic for the recipient at his or her workplace. When composed correctly, the email-- which is always sent to the recipient's work email address --should contain key words or phrases that would alert the IT department to the inappropriate subject matter. Topics may include, but are not limited to:

-Sex with Hookers or co-workers (preferably at work)
-The recipient's full-on addiction to cocaine
-A response to a prior email about the bosses micro penis
-Anything related to a Chris Hanson/Dateline NBC investigation on his/her usage of internet chat rooms

Dude 1: "I cannot believe Bryan got fired yesterday!"

Dude 2: "Seriously?! You 'Subject Lined' him with the "RE: Your Rubbermaid Chin Dildo order is confirmed" ...How did you see that one playing out?"

Dude 1: "...People who work at churches really need to lighten up."