Farticulate

Talking out of your bottom

After a curry, Angus is very farticulate

filthtastic

Fantastic in a beautifully filthy way

He came on her panties and left them filthtastic

Ear wanking

Using an implement (e.g. cotton bud) to penetrate the ear canal repeatedly.

Is Jan cleaning his ear out, he’s been doing it for ages. No, he’s ear wanking