Ejawculation

i-jawrk-yuh-ley-shuhn

When something is so delicious that you dribble, or 'ejawculate'.

Example 1:
Guy: 'Dude, that is a lot of ejawculation.'
Dude: 'This lasagna just tastes so damn good.'

Guy: Aww man that burger was so delicious i ejawculated all down my shirt.

Girl: 'Did you ejawculate already?'
Guy: 'I'm sorry, this has never happened to me before.'

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Jawgasm

jawr-gaz-uhm

-noun

1. A point of intensity of emotional excitement when eating.

2. When something tastes so good it is bordering on orgasmic.

3. The moment of most intense pleasure during a meal.

-adjective

1. Jawgasmic

2. Jawgastic

-synonym

1. Ejawculation

Example - Noun
Guy 1: 'You gotta try this super manly soufflé i just made'
Guy 2: *Eats a spoonful* 'I think i just had a jawgasm'

Example - Adjective 1
Chick: 'That ham and pickle sandwich was jawgasmic'

Example - Adjective 2
Mother: 'I haven't eaten anything that jawgastic since the 70's'
Daughter: 'Eww'

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suhwslnh

The internet abbreviation of 'stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder.' Used as a derogatory insult, especially by citizens of the planet Alderaan. Can also be used in conjunction with other insults.

stfu you suhwslnh!

Friend Fodder

When a person is added as a friend on a social networking site, for no reason other than raising another persons friend total.

Gerard: Hey dude, i noticed that totally hot chick from the third floor added you on Facebook the other day.

Wayne: Yeah, she keeps deleting my comments though. I'm blatantly just friend fodder.

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