Chimpy Toes

Chimpy Toes - Often referred to as the Flame Foot or Fire Foot, this toe type is characterised by a protruding second toe, which is even larger than the big toe. Normally found in the female population of Stafford, you can clearly make out the extensive toe as they swing from the trees using them to grip branches or pick fleas from each others hair...
In 1987 the phrase "Chimp Toe Job" was first used in the adult film industry.... Later on the more famous "Camel Toe" surfaced...

Look at that bird there - I bet she's a swinger...
How do you know?
By her Chimpy Toes...