Fraggles

a friendly term for boobs

can be used to get you out of trouble and to confuse the unexpecting female giving you an opportunity to run away unslapped

You: Hey...nice fraggles!
Girl: what?
You: Nothing..cya later

Girl: What are you staring at?
You: Fraggles
Girl: Huh?
You: Nothing..cya later

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dumpleganger

A shit in the exact likeness of a person.

Howard shit out a real masterpiece last week. It was a perfect dumpleganger for John Mayer, but with more talent.

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Poopa Loompa

A shit so big it could be confused for an escaped oompa loompa covered in chocolate.

Bill shit out a massive poopa loompa earlier this evening. I warned him he had better flush that fucker down before Wonka comes looking for it!