tiny d

A tiny dancer, of the Elton John variety. Tiny dancers need tiny choreographers to help them.

"Yo-that chihuahua is a tiny d! Look at him breakdance!"

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comfen undens

The massive and comfortable cotton granny panties you bust out once a month, when you want something to fit your bloated pms bod. Never to be worn with skinny jeans-only under your ratty robe or favorite sweatpants.

I feel so gross! Can't wait to get home and throw on my comfen undens!!