A person on their quest for a milf
"that dude is a real big MILF searcher"
A virgin muslim whos name is either Mary or Maryam
"are u coming to the party"
"no i cant i have plans with Mary The Virgin Muslim Solider"
Every saturday the Norwegians have tradition to buy candy priced in weight. The selection varies from store to store, but around easter time the stores have a competition for the lowest priced candy. The kids usually get 10-30 peices while the parents take A LOT. Most of the parent's candy wont get eaten cuz they fall asleep after their "saturday wine"
TODAY IS SATURDAY SO THAT MEANS LÃRDAGSGODIS