Do The Mario

A masterpiece of music, this is often credited as the best song created by human beings. Sung by lord and savior Lou Albano. Often, it helps cure depression and anxiety.

Do the Mario!
Swing your arms from side to side!
Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario!
Take one step, and then again!
Let's do the Mario, all together now!

You got it! It's the Mario! Do the Mario!
Swing your arms from side to side!
Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario!
Take one step, and then again!
Let's do the Mario, all together now!
Come on now!
Just like thaaaat!

Ajit Pai

n. See spineless invertebrate
A man who needs Lord Shrek to show him the true way of life.

Man, that Ajit Pai is such a cunt! He wants our inter-
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math

Something that people hate because they’re terrible at it. See rage quit.

Jomothy: OMG I HAATE MATH! 😡
Me: Bro chill... you just hate it because you’re crap at it. 🤓

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otatop

.otatop yeht yaw eht dne t'nod secnetnes nehw desufnoc teg elpoeP

.otatop ot tnuoc nac i

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Love

Just a chemical reaction that compels animals to mate.

Love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to mate. I did it, your parents did it. Break the cycle, Morty. Focus on science.

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Ravioli, Ravioli, Give Me The Formuoli

A subliminal message, pretending to be “Ravioli, Ravioli, Great Barrier Reef!”
Used by evil single-celled amoebas and plankton.

Robot Krabs: Don’t listen to him, SpongeBob. Remember: ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli.

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hot

Something men can never be. See big shaq.

Big Shaq! Man’s not hot! Skrra!

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