Breaking Bad Boner

The erection that a person gets while watching Breaking Bad. It generally happens about mid episode and climaxes by the end. It affects men and women equally and cannot be stopped.

Dave: "Did you watch the new episode of Breaking Bad last night?!'

Me: "Of course I did! I had a Breaking Bad Boner the entire time!"

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Ionic Bond

An ionic bond is a type of chemical bond formed through an electrostatic attraction between two oppositely charged ions. Ionic bonds are formed due to the attraction between an atom that has lost one or more electron (known as a cation) and an atom that has gained one or more electrons (known as an anion). Usually, the cation is a metal atom and the anion is a nonmetal atom.
It is important to recognize that pure ionic bonding - in which one atom "steals" an electron from another - cannot exist: all ionic compounds have some degree of covalent bonding, or electron sharing. Thus, the term "ionic bond" is given to a bond in which the ionic character is greater than the covalent character - that is, a bond in which a large electronegativity difference exists between the two atoms, causing the bond to be more polar (ionic) than other forms of covalent bonding where electrons are shared more equally. Bonds with partially ionic and partially covalent character are called polar covalent bonds. Nevertheless, ionic bonding is considered to be a form of noncovalent bonding.

"Na + Cl → Na+ + Cl− → NaCl is an example of an Ionic Bond"

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LGBTQ

Little Ghetto Bitches that Queef

Do you support the LGBTQ? Talmbout Little Ghetto Bitches that Queef? Hell yeah I do! Love when that thing fart, I'm liable to fart back!

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Fudge Pie

When you ejaculate inside of a girl during anal sex. She then proceeds to push out your man juice like she normally would in a regular vaginal cream pie but it comes out of her ass instead.

Dude I came inside of her ass last night! She totally fudge pied me when I was done! It was so tits!