Dick City

Utica, NY

The shittiest place on earth creates the shittiest people on earth. Everyone hates Utica kids, and Utica kids hate everyone in return. It's a shitstorm of assholes, douchebags and of course, dicks.

Dude 1 "Hey, Let's go get drunk in Dick City"
Dude 2 "Not like theres anything else to do there"

Dude 1 "I went to Dick City last night and everyone was really nice"
Dude 2 "Really?"
Dude 1 "No, I got jumped."

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Real Hardcore Dancing

Something that no one on the internet knows anything about.

See also: Female Orgasm

"I don't kow what real hardcore dancing is because I'm a faggot that thinks atreyu and windmills are hardcore"

"Everything I learned about hardcore, I learned on youtube and I should shut the fuck up"

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Dick Bomb

(also: dickbomb)
A shot of Jameson whiskey chased with a shot of Jagermeister. Beer chaser optional.

Named after the argumentative and hostile attitude displayed by the drinker shortly after.

Distant cousin of the "jagerbomb"

"Dude I'm so fucked after pounding two dick bombs, thats like..... 6 shots."

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