Horse wanged

Sexual act in which a male inserts his penis into a large framed but muscular woman's buttocks while simultaneously placing a belt in her mouth to control the action.

Yesterday, Carl horse wanged Martha in the backyard.

Carl brought his old belt to Martha's in case she wanted a horse wanging in the backyard.

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Wetter than an otter’s pocket

Otter’s pocket are waterproof so when someone exclaims that “<insert noun> is wetter than at otter’s pocket!”, they are are actually saying that it is “no big deal. Move on.”

That new Taylor Swift is wetter than an otter’s pocket. Think I’‘ll pass on that one.

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Phlegm Puff

The creamy tan-gray stalactites that you cough up during strenuous activity. These throat boulders are actually congealed food particles that congregate behind your tonsils and conspire to damage your breath at the worst possible moment.

If pressed between fingers, the phlegm puff will produce a smell that is not unlike a fallen angel's anus. It has also been compared to what the inside of an old hobo's foot must smell like.

I was spotting Carl on the bench press when he coughed up a phlegm puff on his t-shirt.