Soy Boy

Often a bisexual or metrosexual man. Commonly identify as a feminist and a civil rights activist, even though they are also often rich and have never gone through any struggle. They will almost always wear pink and skinny jeans because of their frail sexuality. They tend to drive a Prius or Tesla to save the environment, or they might ride and electric bike to avoid the strain of pedaling. Soy Boys attempt to get into a relationship through white knighting and chivalry or just hang around one girl/man for years trying to get their attention.

John: Hey Mary how's it going?
Mary: Pretty awful, this soy boy keeps stalking me and trying to open doors for me.
John: What a loser lmao.

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