RPT

A RPT (reecepaultanner) is the name given to a golem like creature that lurks within minge hair. It feasts on the dried specs of cum buried within the hair. Ocassionaly, during the winter the creature migrates to the anus to keep warm. It bathes in the steamy turds that slip out the anus to provide warmth and nutrition. The creature lives alone, due to the fact it has no game with gal. It reproduces asexually, and is known to eat it's offspring. In order to remove a RPT from ones genitalia/ anus, another host must be found to pass him on. This is done by scissoring with the next host and hopefully the RPT hops onto the next minge.

"I reckon shooty arse is caused by a RPT"

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douglasmcdougall

Depicted deep within the caves of Scotland from the sexual acts of the creature named Douglas. It is said that one's penis or peni (plural) is inserted into the anal cavity of a willing female. The female relaxes her sphincter muscle and excretes. The faeces travel up the penis or peni (plural) hole. The male withdraws his faeces filled penis or peni (plural). Then he deposits the faeces on the females forehead in a snake like pattern. It will often resemble the scar of Harry potter.

I was watching porn the other day the guy pissed on the girl and gave her a douglasmcdougall

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