playoritize

The act of dating two or more people act the same time.

Joe: I got caught cheating on my girl.

Jeff: That is because you lack the skills to playoritize.

pole-verised

When a striper performs a move on you so hard, you can no longer stand it. Also known as white trash flirty-girl-dancing.

Alright...I thought I was all good until she dug both of her four-inch heals into my shoulders and proceeded to use me as some kind of abdominal machine. It wasn't long before I knew I was pole-verised.