Periscoping

When you stand over a kneeling girl, facing the same direction, with your balls draped over her eyes such as would be the "viewfinder" on a periscope. Then she grabs the "handle" of the periscope, and aims you toward the intended target. Bonus points if she makes sonar ping noises.

"Last night I couldn't find Josie's butthole in the dark, so Debbie tried her hand at Periscoping, and steered me right on target. Boom! Sunk that battleship!"

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Upshawed

Taking the fall for someone else’s shoddy workmanship, because you made your contribution to the project without checking A̶n̶d̶ his work first.

Dammit, I punched half these parts already but they were made from the wrong gauge steel! Looks like I got Upshawed!