Elie

The most handsome man of all time, he is as well renowned as having a penis of considerable length and circumference. Tall and muscular, his girlfriends can be counted on both hands; and his bisexual nature allows him to be of very good company to his friends during cold nights.

-Oh man, I can't even sit...
-What's up? Do you feel sore after a legs workout?
-Nah, It's just that Elie was sleeping over last time.