Stinks like a dead whore's minge

A phrase used to describe the extreme undesirability of something

That was a terrible thing to do. It stinks like a dead whore's minge.

This soup stinks like a dead whore's minge.

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Cat's pants

Of no use to anyone. Cats, after all, do not wear pants.

"Did you enjoy the movie?"
"No, it was cat's pants!"

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Piss crystals

The accumulated solids from dried piss. Often found on extremely neglected toilets, or more rarely, in unwashed bodily crevices.

I lifted the seat, and the rim was glistening with piss crystals.

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