Orphan Turntable

A vinyl record player originally sold with an integrated Hi-Fi system, that has since become separated from said system and is thus unusable due to proprietary connectors and the lack of an audio amplifier.

Person A: “I brought this record player from a thrift store, but when I tried to use it I noticed it only has weird connectors I’ve never seen before.”
Person B: “That’s an orphan turntable. Don’t waste any more time or money getting it to work.”

Streamer Bait

An indie computer game specifically created to appeal to streamers and other content creators as a method of quickly gaining popularity. Can be any genre with varying degrees of quality, but most often takes the form of a mediocre horror game.

Person A: “Are you planning on getting that new game?”
Person B: “Nah, it’s total streamer bait.”