Coronacation

A vacation from work or school due to a highly contagious disease that has caused a pandemic

this coronacation gives me a lot of time to practice my basketball.

roadsterbation

When you have a roadboner and decide to go ahead and make it better. Usually done on a less-traveled road, or when in a large vehicle not easily seen into. (A rig or large truck.)

Usually pretty intense, since the element of exhibitionism is there in force.

Also, be sure to have a handrag or burger king napkin handy.

Damn, I got a roadboner after seeing that cuteass little redhead at that last stoplight. I guess I better jerk off as I drive. Classic Roadsterbation.

cuteass

Cute, in a sexual way.

Used when "cute" or "sexy" just dont cut it. When you want to refer to a girl as someone you wish you could be with.

Ben: Jerry, check out that cuteass girl over there.

Jerry: (prematurely ejaculates, then faints).

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