Crayolavore

Someone so ruthlessly engrossed in stupidity your only conclusive deduction of this individual is that a significant portion of their diet is unquestionably comprised of crayons with or without paper.

The stupidity displayed by the security team illustrates in totality that they must be crayolavores, there is no other explaination.

Hot Desking

Hot desking is an sexual organization system which involves multiple workers using a single physical worker as station or surface during different time periods. Can be Houdini, Slime Share time share, Wife Swap, Train, Gang Bang, or Bukake. We dont kink shame.

Oh Damn Bobs Wife is slidin in your dm's too!!!. That ho be hot desking all around.

chocoshotgun

Projectile or even explosive rectal ejection. Possibly resulting in a pink sock from exertion.

It's not a true chocoshotgun unless the blast spray is fine and well dispersed, potentially with remnants of your last meal. This is usually done against surfaces or in the corner of an alley.

Kevin couldn't contain himself anymore he was forced to unload the entire chamber of the chocoshotgun on the wall. All he had to say for himself was "now I have room for bdubs!"