taw

Scottish slang for penis, cock, knob, boabby etc.

Its gonna be raw taw or nae taw at all !!

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council juice

Scottish slang for tap water.

"My mouths like a rats arse, geez a drink o' council juice"

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Plastic Pape

Scottish slang for a Celtic supporter who claims to be Catholic, but turns out he's just daft !

I Beat the shite out of a plastic pape comin' out Celtic park last night.

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clap the pony

*verb* To finger-fuck a female, referring to the hairy mound.

"My dearest Felicity, do you mind if I clap the pony ?"

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deisel pusher

Scottish slang for a policecar.

NED's spraypainting underpass:"Fuck man, just seen a deisel pusher !!"

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