Statutory drooling

Intensely ogling a very attractive underage person.

He was statutory drooling at that cheer leader.

Hickster

A red neck hipster; IE, cowboy hat, boots, beard, sleeved, and asking for a beer list

Look at that hickster with the Alabama jersey drinking a Cigar City Hanapu.

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Extemporidiocy

Speaking in public without the benefit of a script, Teleprompter, knowledge of a subject, it proven scientific fact.

Did you see the press conference today,? Thirty minutes of extemporidiocy.