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The fucking idiots that define real words because they think urban dictionary is a legitimate dictionary
This fucking urban dumbass defined half the dictionary WTF
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When you are going for easy anal and she gets so scared she tenses up and shits herself
I am mentally scarred I was going to surprise Cindy with anal but instead I got tight pudding
The act of putting your sexual partner in a headlock and while they are stunned shoving your dick up their ass for easy anal.
"Bro did you hear Dan pulled an intilock on cindy and she has been walking funny ever since"
Person 1: "How did you get in that wheelchair?" Person 2 "My boyfriend intilocked me so bad he broke my hipbone"
When you cover you dick in pixie stick powder and have a girl snort it off
My girl loves dicksie sticks she just cant get enough
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When you are so piss drunk that you forget everything about yourself
" dude you were so drunk you got drunknesia and you thought you were a potted plant it was fucking hilarious"