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Used to describe the most 'wrong', i.e. evil or grotesque, things imaginable.
Raping babies is just fucking enron, man.
Nigel: Sometimes I think about drinking my own pee-pee.
Dicky: Nigel, you are enron.
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To ramble or chatter inanely, especially about oneself.
Derived from an abbreviation of webblog, an internet diary where people ramble on inanely, usually about themselves.
"Stop me if I'm blogging..."
"Mike's so boring, he's such a blogger."
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One who fantasizes about or practices sexual intercourse with very young girls.
Derived from papercut.
That guy looks wierd, I bet he's a papercutter.
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Derogatory term for a citizen of the United States of America. Sometimes spelled mercan.
Merkans make me sick to my stomach!
Your average merkan is about as intelligent as a brick.
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Euphemism for a very small vaginal opening.
The size of Nigel's member was clearly causing her papercut to tear.
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Relating to great value dairy products, especially cheeses.
300g of cheddar for ΓΒ£1? That's really cheeseonomic.
The wine was quite expensive, but there were some good cheeseonomics at play.
A pair of loose-fitting trousers, typically with a draw-string and brown in colour. Usually used before or immediately after a big meal to allow for bloating, or to avoid damage to your other clothes during a case of the squits.
The pizza was of Roman proportions, but luckily I was wearing my emergency pants
I was so ill I shat myself, thank goodness for my emergency pants!
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