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That guys cute.
Yeah but HAEUO.
You guys are made for each other. You gonna go out again?
No. Cause HAEUO.
A girl that is so into Disneyland that she is like a mythical missing princess from the magic kingdom.
That girl transforms when she goes to Disneyland. She becomes like a missing princess. Like a Disneyanastasia
"Wow your interior is huge too!"
"CVS all the way baby."
3π 2π
What you can say no matter how akward or compromising your present situation. A go to stalling statement.
Her: "Why is your fly open?"
You: "What are we doing?"
Her: "Wtf are you doing talking with her?"
You: "What are we doing?"
Her: "Are you too drunk to fuck?"
You: "What are we doing?"
4π 1π
A tug job from a person of color.
Him: Your black date is smoking hot!
You: Yeah and on the way here I got some handingo action.
1π 1π
"Dude! Did you see her skate to the bridge railing then 1 and 1/2 pike into the lake?"
"Yeah! I was like WTFG!"
"She sent me the most awesome pictures and I sent her back WTFG!"
The girl you know you want above all others but will never have. You love her so much you just want the best for her
Great to see you again! Glad you're so successful. Listen, there's this girl I know I'd like you to meet."