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The Asian pronunciation of the word cunnilingus.
Dude I was in Patpong Road and this Thai prostitute came up to me and said: "Herro handsome GI, want to give me Cunniringus? One dorrah sucky sucky. Me ruv you rong time"!
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Hairy female genitalia that look more like a critter than a clitoris. A bushy, unshaven beaver.
Dude, I was going to perform cunnilingus on my new girlfriend, but her hairy critteris scared me away.
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Someone who's so fugly you wouldn't be seen dead with them in public, but they're ok to fuck occasionally as long as you put a paper bag over their head. Also known as Fugbuddy.
Dude, that bitch is so fugly I wouldn't be caught dead with her, but she makes a good Fug Buddy if no one else is available.
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The Asian pronunciation of Fellatio, meaning to perform oral sex on a man's penis, otherwise known in slang as a Blowjob.
Dude, I was walking in Patpong road and this Thai prostitute came up to me and said "Herro GI, want me to give you ferratio? Me ruv you rong time, One do$$ah sucky sucky!".
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A krust of smegma located in the inner labial region of female genitalia. Odor similar to gorgonzola cheese, can be white or yellow in appearance, and has krusty edges. Usually occurs in women with very big labia, or those who don't wash their genitals thoroughly. Similar to a Kritoris but located in the inner labia area.
I was going to perofrm cunninglingus on my new girlfriend until I realised her vagina smelled of aged cheese and she had bad crumbly Krabia. I ran away as fast as I could.
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Someone who's so fugly it's like a terminal illness, there's no hope for them.
OMFG, some of the women on makeupalley.com suffer from serious Fuglius Majora, lulz. We need to send them ((((hugs)))) and prayers.
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